My mommy is Jackie Barnes. She has brown skin with light black hair. Her eyes are brown I think. She wears her hair sometimes in a bun. She wears lipstick in pinkish or pink or any color. She wears blush. She uses a brush and she puts it on her cheeks so she can look pretty. She has to roll her eyelashes too, just in case they don’t fall off. She is a lot pretty, as pretty as a flower.
Mommy works at the Pet-i-gone. Daddy works there too. They’re not on the same balcony though. Mommy’s on the top balcony with all the other girls and Daddy is on the bottom balcony with all the other boys. Sometimes she works on computers. She might spell something or just type in some letters. Sometimes they go to Donald Trump’s and sit. Sometimes Donald Trump gives them homework, which Mommy doesn’t want to do because she gets so bored of doing homework.
At home, she has to clean stuff up. She helps me clean up my toys and she has to clean up after the dogs, which is so gross. She does drawing in her drawing book. Sometimes she draws me or she draws famous pictures. Sometimes she might draw a big eye. Daddy thinks her pictures are similar.
Mommy cooks. She makes eggs and sometimes she might cook some rabbit mac and cheese. She cooks tortellini. It’s almost sort of like a dumpling. My favorite is when she makes pancakes. I don’t like turkey. She cooks it and puts salt on it. I don’t like salt. Salt is gross. She doesn’t make desserts, but sometimes we have ice cream that is already made.
Mommy shops at Wegmans, Weis (across from TaeKwonDo), and she also goes to Walmart. At Wegmans she likes to buy some healthy things, like oranges. Sometimes when her plants are dying she might buy some flowers from Wegmans. She likes red roses and white ones. She likes them because they are going to grow and then they stop and die.
Her favorite restaurant is Golden Corral and she also likes to go to Dunkin Donuts and IHOP. At IHOP she likes to get the circle turkey and she gets a bar that has cheese in it. It’s like a cheese bar. She likes to drink water or coffee. For dessert, she gets chocolate and vanilla ice cream. We get two spoons and we dig in.
For vacation, she likes to go to where the baseball is. She likes to watch baseball. She likes to watch the teams go. We say “Go Team.” Sometimes we pick out a room with polka dots and polka dot pillows.
My mommy is special because she has new skirts that have flowers. I love her because she is pretty, pretty. She loves me because I’m pretty too.