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When I first came to fourth grade, I thought it would be dreadful but I was wrong. It was better than I expected. I certainly wasn’t the best but I was good. There were so many funny moments like when Ari got lemon juice in her eye, or when I crashed one of the peddle vehicles on the play scape. But the best time I had was when we had the Halloween party. It was lit. Remote Falcon was hard because it’s easier to learn in school. School days are shorter but I didn’t get as many breaks.
Spelling was my favorite subject because I usually got 100 per cent on tests. My favorite project was the Call it Courage diorama because I made a miniature volcano on mine that I erupted after the project was done. My favorite book was Dogman Catch 22. I liked recess when we had it indoors because we got to play Bey Blades and Pokemon. But things like these never last forever. I really enjoyed it in the fourth grade but we had to depart at some point in time. And this week is it.

One day while I was walking, I met a red panda while I was listening to “Panda,” the song. Suddenly the red panda ran up and slapped me in the face with his tail. So I thought I had done something bad. Then the next thing I know everything I ever wanted came true. I was rich and King of the World. I became better than Ninja at Fortnite and won the World Cup for Fortnite. Then the next thing, I see is that the red panda has now become famous in Asia and is enslaving mankind to do all the animals’ biddings forever. I’m the only person left in the world who isn’t enslaved so now it wasn’t worth it to get the red panda’s magic.

When they saw the human who they now call the Villaness, she dropped a card. Quint picked it up and figured out it was a library card so they go to the library to look up her address. They find out she has a book and it’s way overdue. They find out her name is Evie Snark and she owes $900 for library fines for just one book Interdimensional Terrors: A History of the Cabal of the Cosmic. Best of all they get her address. But suddenly Jack smells something bad and sure enough a slimy monster appears. They manage to escape on a rolling library cart.

The kids escape back to town and go see Bardle at Joe’s Pizza. They want to know what it means if a human speaks in the language of Rezzoch.
Bardle says a human speaking in the language of Rezzoch is bad news. Dirk is the only one who remembers what she said. Bardle translates it to mean IT HAS BEGUN. He says they have to get the Louisville Slicer back or it will get worse.
The kids need the help of the Friendly Monsters but the monsters are afraid of snow and don’t like the winter. Jack and June, and Quint and Dirk try to get them to play in the snow and have a snow ball fight but its no good. Then June comes up with a good idea to teach the monsters about Christmas. That makes Jack have a good idea to make a gift for June. June is in charge of making a Christmas celebration. Meanwhile, Jack and Quint investigate the human who they are calling the Villaness.

As I was leaning over the ship rail, I fell off. I won’t tell you what I was doing, but I fell off. Luckily, I had on my backpack. I swam to the nearest land I could see and now I am stranded on a shipwreck island. I have a box of medicine, a long ax and a flare gun in my backpack. I also have my bouncy live fox with me because he goes everywhere I go. The reason I have a box of medicine is if I get cut or sick I can use it for first aid to heal. The reason I have a long ax is to chop down trees and to get food. The reason I have a flare gun is to scare off animals. I’m really glad I fell with my backpack on because now I have these items to live, hunt, and survive. And my energetic fox is to keep me company and for warmth.